You fell down… would licking help?

You fell down... would licking help?

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

clever cat hack

clever cat hack

decepticons attack!

decepticons attack!

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

it was his birthday quesadilla

it was his birthday quesadilla

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

house therapy

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

the original viagra

the original viagra

Psycho test. Are you one?

Psycho test. Are you one?

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song

Divorce papers incoming

Divorce papers incoming