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I HAS A HAND!

I HAS A HAND!
but size isn’t supposed to matter
but size isn’t supposed to matter
not scary at all
not scary at all
if pinecones were alcohol
if pinecones were alcohol
it just slipped out
it just slipped out
crystal reconstructed face vodka
crystal reconstructed face vodka
when they don’t leave a voice message
when they don’t leave a voice message
boobies
boobies
major l
major l
freezer kittens
freezer kittens
secret families suffered the most
secret families suffered the most
beehaw
beehaw
one trip or the rest of the groceries stay in the car
one trip or the rest of the groceries stay in the car
same order 20 years later
same order 20 years later
yes…. anatomy book…
yes…. anatomy book…
every scooby doo character combined
every scooby doo character combined
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+if+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…
get+into+the+nitty+gritty
get into the nitty gritty
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
Join the conversation
i+only+coughed+once
i only coughed once
when+I+was+21+I+was+broke+and+still+in+college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
that%26%238217%3Bs+something+a+ghost+would+say
that’s something a ghost would say
the+true+root+of+the+issue
the true root of the issue
this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)