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My friend thinks he’s smart.

My friend thinks he's smart.
funny but true
funny but true
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
double the dinner double the heartburn
double the dinner double the heartburn
mario kart haiku
mario kart haiku
voodoo as a last resort
voodoo as a last resort
there’s a certificate and everything
there’s a certificate and everything
is this the perfect doormat?
is this the perfect doormat?
why stop at just one watermelon?
why stop at just one watermelon?
ironing out the wrinkles
ironing out the wrinkles
finding beauty in the broken
finding beauty in the broken
day drinking nuns
day drinking nuns
eat or pass?
eat or pass?
pumpkins are so relatable
pumpkins are so relatable
reverse john wick
reverse john wick
bonk
bonk
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Join the conversation
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.