Said something funny in public…

what’s your favorite six word story?

my plants are my children

the dream life

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

this guy gets it

the simple dog life

there is no middle ground

goosebumps, but for adults

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos