Heaven forbid I understand you…

Heaven forbid I understand you...

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you cicada be kidding me!

you cicada be kidding me!

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

flat earthers were right the whole time

flat earthers were right the whole time

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing