The Thin Mints aren't working.

The pinnacle of food has been reached!

Understanding my human.

It always gets better. Just keep pressing forward

Scumbag women.

Hey There Friend

If you ever feel useless...

Forever alone logic.

I can't help it! It's so beautiful!

Truth.

I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed

It's that time of year again

War is war. Hell is Hell.

A moment of silence for our fallen brother

Now you understand.

I'll have a Diet Coke.