Feeling Lucky?

I just realized…

I just realized...
When I die…
When I die…
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Still need.
Still need.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Women…
Women…
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Geometry.
Geometry.
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…