I’m actually not funny.

I'm actually not funny.

there is no middle ground

there is no middle ground

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

some patients are into that

some patients are into that

the dream life

kool aid they

my plants are my children

my plants are my children

from social warning fantasy to reality

from social warning fantasy to reality

ya don’t say?

ya don’t say?

stop to smell the roses?

stop to smell the roses?

what’s your favorite six word story?

what’s your favorite six word story?

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

big fork bad