Words.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

A Venezuelan smartass

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Ultimate noms.

Traffic banana for scale.

The price is savage

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Passive aggressive instructions

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.