Don’t be sad because of people.

Don't be sad because of people.

We are chemicals.

We are chemicals.

Get up on dat arse.

Get up on dat arse.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Your time starts… now!

Your time starts… now!

Crisis at the wall.

Crisis at the wall.

Decent litter box reading.

Decent litter box reading.

You are constantly a polar bear snack.

You are constantly a polar bear snack.

Invest in Dippin’ Dots

Invest in Dippin’ Dots

I would watch this on Broadway.

I would watch this on Broadway.

I would watch that reboot.

I would watch that reboot.

THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931

THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931

You are constantly a catamount snack.

You are constantly a catamount snack.

Nail Hacks

Clap for humanity.

Clap for humanity.

Shrek is bling.

Shrek is bling.