One does not simply eat one cookie.

One does not simply eat one cookie.

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wasted gems

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

time to cry!

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the math adds up

the math adds up

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?