Words.

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

am i phobos the moon of mars?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

CSI: disneyland

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

boba fett is actually pinocchio

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

who wore it better?

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

that’s a big pill to swallow

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

the evolution of superheroes

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930