Still a better love story than Twilight.

When my 10 year old asks what a VHS is while I tell a story

She Didn’t Sugarcoat It

Never forget……The hummus

The tiniest floof.

Damn fiddlers

Can't Chase The Ball Right Now, Have A Friend To Hold

And rain is just them crying about being so heavy

And yes, they do talk to people on Earth in their free time!

What the Starbucks cup drama looked like to someone out of the loop

Good Guy David Michael Bennett

Renewing a Driver’s licence.

All Things Are Made Of Four Elements

Female body types

It has been 5 years and I still think about this guy.

If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.