Dear owls mating outside my window…

Dear owls mating outside my window...

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I will let you in on a little secret…

I will let you in on a little secret…

No woman, no cry.

No woman, no cry.

WW1 facial reconstruction, circa 1916.

WW1 facial reconstruction, circa 1916.

News you can use, KHOU 11 News, at Eleven.

News you can use, KHOU 11 News, at Eleven.

A rooster wrote this.

A rooster wrote this.

Let’s not get carried away, birb.

Let’s not get carried away, birb.

Star Wars knew…

Star Wars knew…

Are we the baddies…?

Are we the baddies…?

And you’d like me to think of you as some sort of doctor…?

And you’d like me to think of you as some sort of doctor…?

I do so appreciate the candidness…

I do so appreciate the candidness…

RIP In Peace, god fearing young man.

RIP In Peace, god fearing young man.

*goes postal*

I’ll take two, please.

I’ll take two, please.

We already have a Peter, Pete…

We already have a Peter, Pete…

I should really stop picking my knose.

I should really stop picking my knose.