True story.

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

i learned a new term today

better embarrassing than boring!

it’s a me, mario!

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

After 10 years, this giant corpse flower at uc santa cruz finally bloomed on august 1!

all praise be to the holy cow

if aliens aren’t mocking us right now i’d be pretty disappointed

the life of a programmer

the great michael caine on why he made jaws 4

let them have their fun!

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

trying to give away his secrets before it’s too late

butt bongos