Your crush walks in the room…

Tactical pigeon being released from a tank with a message during World War One

Never trust a chicken

See you later you peasants.

As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.

France’s most wanted gangster

Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.

Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

Faceswap’s for breakfast.

David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show

Trickle down hygiene

Llama llama llobster llobster

Stick it to the oldies.

In an alternate universe…

Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…

It puts the lotion on its felt…