Ich bin sexy und ich weiß es.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Passive aggressive instructions

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

A Venezuelan smartass

I… I guess thanks?

You just lost the game.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Horlp may.

Astronauts playing with their food

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

The price is savage