Bloody hell.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

oh no is an understatement

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell