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Scumbag Siri.

Scumbag Siri.
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Everybody loves an origin story.
Everybody loves an origin story.
This car wash looks like the entrance to the hottest club in New York.
This car wash looks like the entrance to the hottest club in New York.
Somehow she has 12 friends…
Somehow she has 12 friends…
Liam you animal.
Liam you animal.
When someone asks what my five year plan is…
When someone asks what my five year plan is…
It’s a bitter badge of honor.
It’s a bitter badge of honor.
Thanksgiving should be fun…
Thanksgiving should be fun…
Drink, sweet mermaid..
Drink, sweet mermaid..
The Cat And The Dog
The Cat And The Dog
Brenda has a danger bosom.
Brenda has a danger bosom.
Words
Words
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
Drama drama drama…
Drama drama drama…
Burn the cranberry bogs.
Burn the cranberry bogs.
Outstanding move, Jeremii.
Outstanding move, Jeremii.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Join the conversation
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.