Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.

Reason why I don't let my girlfriend play my Xbox.

Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.

Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.

This is family tradition.

This is family tradition.

We’re pretty well sorted, thanks.

We’re pretty well sorted, thanks.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

I am empty in side.

I am empty in side.

Look’n good hom[e]ie.

Look’n good hom[e]ie.

I’m something of an actor…

I’m something of an actor…

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

I might be a bit touched…

I might be a bit touched…

We must debug, deeper.

We must debug, deeper.

customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright

customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright

That damn MacAvoy woman…

That damn MacAvoy woman…

My pupils… they ain’t coming back.

My pupils… they ain’t coming back.

Am I getting meme’ed on?

Am I getting meme’ed on?

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.