Scarred for life.

Scarred for life.

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

spitting venom

for family

macaroni rascals

macaroni rascals

beer science

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw