Feeling Lucky?

Be my horcrush.

Be my horcrush.
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
time is money
time is money
truth
truth
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
left+swipe
left swipe
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.