When you see it.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Grandmother, stop.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Humans are clever.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

All the beautiful people.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

You can call me Mr. T.

Not the most economical death…

Stop hoarding the bucket…