If cats were fonts.

If cats were fonts.

Try to be more like Chuck.

Try to be more like Chuck.

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

Dwight how dare you.

Dwight how dare you.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

baaaa. GOK!

This makes me mighty uncomfortable.

This makes me mighty uncomfortable.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Everything will affect your happiness.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Horses, a History

Horses, a History

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.