Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.

Every single one of Bart Simpson's chalkboard quotes.

http://www.cabletv.com/simpsons-chalkboard

ENHANCE!

Protec the silence.

Protec the silence.

monky boi

Teaching ya self how to cross stitch during the pandemic… for fun and profit.

Teaching ya self how to cross stitch during the pandemic… for fun and profit.

Keep up the good work, Joe.

Keep up the good work, Joe.

Pets can be a blessing in the right situation.

Pets can be a blessing in the right situation.

Feels… kinda biblical.

Feels… kinda biblical.

Nailed it.

If you give a hors a CT scan…

If you give a hors a CT scan…

Whom let the dog out?

Whom let the dog out?

Step up your game, Crayola.

Step up your game, Crayola.

Elephants with hairdos…

Elephants with hairdos…

The Hyperion Coast Redwood seems pretty tall, relatively.

The Hyperion Coast Redwood seems pretty tall, relatively.

President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985.

President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985.

The best boy (for the remainder of the month, anyway)

The best boy (for the remainder of the month, anyway)