Kids these days.

Kids these days.

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

you had a good run

you had a good run

dinner and show

dinner and show

popsicles

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second