And I never stubbed my toe again…

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon #notmypolice

When you hear her calling someone else a good boy

Breaking up over text is the worst

Company that designs crash-test dummies has had to start making obese dummies to better represent American drivers

How to terrify your neighbours.

This is how crabs eat

Tesla drivers..

I will end you, brother.

Pearls all day!

How else could I get pregnant?

Call me a dictator, but it would save a lot of kids from terrible childhoods.

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Words

The best protester in Battery Park

Fallout and the Office crossover