Words.

Words.

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

the original viagra

the original viagra

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

house therapy

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

especially on a friday

especially on a friday

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

tooting his own horn

tooting his own horn

you’re next!

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

Psycho test. Are you one?

Psycho test. Are you one?

all the pain