Ways to become a zombie.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

No one calls her until they need something

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

A Venezuelan smartass

Passive aggressive instructions

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Ultimate noms.