The mysteries of Wal-Mart.

men writing women

ancient simpsons

adding to my vernacular

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

man’s oldest friend

don’t even think about it, garfield

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

what fish think when you’re fishing

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

Snakes drink water weird

comrade cat

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

hippotato

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face