I never run with scissors…

I never run with scissors...

I will murder you, sharon

I will murder you, sharon

that’s gonna be a big mess to clean up

that’s gonna be a big mess to clean up

i dare your heart not to melt

i dare your heart not to melt

im a total potat-hoe

im a total potat-hoe

undeniable logic

undeniable logic

lol, what?

get it, nate!

is this a salad or not?

is this a salad or not?

i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday

i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday

there’s no way they didn’t get married

there’s no way they didn’t get married

how… does this even happen?

how… does this even happen?

this sounds amazing

this sounds amazing

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

yes and yes

it was a clean get away. lol

it was a clean get away. lol