Scumbag puppy.

We’re not close anymore.

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Not interested in the slightest.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Thanks Dad.

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.

Forward thinking

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Backyard pool built into an old limestone quarry.

Made me s m i l e

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Go home, pigeon

Chance of rain on Tinder

I’d watch this movie.