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This is how I die.

This is how I die.
donkey kong should be higher, tbh
donkey kong should be higher, tbh
even spiders need holiday cheer
even spiders need holiday cheer
not a cookbook
not a cookbook
what a bar-necked cuckoo-dove
what a bar-necked cuckoo-dove
gets him out of the house
gets him out of the house
important note there, but everything has a price
important note there, but everything has a price
tastes like chicken?
tastes like chicken?
one long throat
one long throat
embrace your inner banshee
embrace your inner banshee
it makes so much sense now
it makes so much sense now
i wonder what kind of large dog hates the moon
i wonder what kind of large dog hates the moon
finally!
finally!
yum
yum
when you get home and can finally take your pants off
when you get home and can finally take your pants off
the good shrooms
the good shrooms
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Join the conversation
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.