How to get the girl…

How to get the girl...

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you need a new perspective

you need a new perspective

seems like an upgrade to me

seems like an upgrade to me

*drives to mcdonalds*

*drives to mcdonalds*

both eyes beautiful in their own way

both eyes beautiful in their own way

a real life video game

a real life video game

ostriches are mean

ostriches are mean

shower art

future chopped champion

future chopped champion

i prefer the fight of an orange. makes me earn its meat

i prefer the fight of an orange. makes me earn its meat

set sail in your dreams

set sail in your dreams

bloody hilarious

bloody hilarious

super sized push-ups

super sized push-ups

i’m gonna go with yes

i’m gonna go with yes

oh yeah!

you get nothing!

you get nothing!