There’s an app for that.

There's an app for that.

http://twitter.com/andymilonakis

Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.

Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.

Cooler than you, circa 1977.

Cooler than you, circa 1977.

This one was for you, Papi.

This one was for you, Papi.

Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.

Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.

Forbidden Fruit By The Foot

Forbidden Fruit By The Foot

I choose dinosours, personally.

I choose dinosours, personally.

It’s time to reopen the chvrches.

It’s time to reopen the chvrches.

A man called Fred.

A man called Fred.

Creed stole a doge from the shelter this week.

Creed stole a doge from the shelter this week.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.

The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.

Peace remains optional.

Peace remains optional.

I can’t HHHHEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR YOUUU.

I can’t HHHHEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR YOUUU.

In honour of the Redskins exploring a rebrand…

In honour of the Redskins exploring a rebrand…

Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.

Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.