Goodnight everyone.

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

oh no is an understatement

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore