…what?!

Maggie Smith, through the ages.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Crocheted anatomy.

It is finished, it is done…

Cheap entertainment!

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

Best not breath at me…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

DIY cat door 2020

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

*pays taxes anyway*

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.