…what?!

...what?!

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!