Spring begins!

Spring begins!

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

my school play casting director was right…

my school play casting director was right…

this story could be published in ANY local paper

this story could be published in ANY local paper

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

*ping* *clank* *crunkle*

*ping* *clank* *crunkle*

a worthy rival

cold-blooded girl stealers

cold-blooded girl stealers

every need fulfilled

every need fulfilled

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

i stopped buying them because of this

i stopped buying them because of this

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

mind yo business

mind yo business

im the richest in the world

im the richest in the world

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions