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For those who actually listen to music…

For those who actually listen to music...
This is a dumb game… – Darth Anus, probably.
This is a dumb game… – Darth Anus, probably.
Mistakes were made, pretzels were nommed.
Mistakes were made, pretzels were nommed.
We run the world now!
We run the world now!
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s choice breeder
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s choice breeder
Making papa cry.
Making papa cry.
If you grow an extra arm you can get rid of the selfie stick!
If you grow an extra arm you can get rid of the selfie stick!
Perching.
Perching.
My favorite Disney story.
My favorite Disney story.
sᴏ ᴛɪɴʏ
sᴏ ᴛɪɴʏ
Facepalm Abe. Winner of the 2019 Sand Festival
Facepalm Abe. Winner of the 2019 Sand Festival
A decent guy let an exhausted business man sleep on him during his commute.
A decent guy let an exhausted business man sleep on him during his commute.
What IS the right answer?
What IS the right answer?
Maximize your family time for the benefit of humanity.
Maximize your family time for the benefit of humanity.
Everyone deserves safety.
Everyone deserves safety.
Long live the queen!
Long live the queen!
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Join the conversation
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
PSA+Please+protect+pupper+paws.
PSA Please protect pupper paws.