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3 minutes after clipping fingernails

Brothers in garbage.
Brothers in garbage.
Thanks, Sue…
Thanks, Sue…
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT?!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT?!
Yeah that’s going to make a bad hobby, actually…
Yeah that’s going to make a bad hobby, actually…
10′ 7” world record Texas Longhorn wingspan.
10′ 7” world record Texas Longhorn wingspan.
Snowboarding seems fun.
Snowboarding seems fun.
Preach it from the hilltops.
Preach it from the hilltops.
I could sit through this reboot.
I could sit through this reboot.
*runs for senate*
*runs for senate*
Now that’s a train I can get to Georgia on…
Now that’s a train I can get to Georgia on…
The local pub is catering.
The local pub is catering.
Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw
Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw
Florida has chaotic neutral energy.
Florida has chaotic neutral energy.
Don’t forget the gotdam minerals, Marie.
Don’t forget the gotdam minerals, Marie.
Fine. Keep your secrets…
Fine. Keep your secrets…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Join the conversation
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction