Carl was hungry.

give us a kiss

decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got

humans and cheese. we’re not that different if your really think about it

she knows you’re watching

is this the greatest video game discovery of all time?

poo with a view

I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose

historical thirst

omg so cute!

what are you putting in your taco?

*in growl voice* I’m batcat

celebrity sighting

i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere

the last thing the crabs is the power to read

women inherit the earth