Sad.

When the zookeeper skimps on your mangos.

Choose your stylist

Self awareness from Xbox

Fortunate.

Scumbag brain

Fun to watch, tho.

This guy created a self-sustainable plant-in-a-huge-jar project that grew for 40 years inside the jar without opening it.

Tomb carved from a single rock in Saudi Arabia

Grand opening tutter

Sometimes The Onion’s jokes are too real

Ridiculously photogenic goat.

Price gouging is part of hurricane prep in Kemah, Texas.

George R. R. Martin gets to the root of the problem.

Level up your sneak game.

I got you, boo.