Immortal celebrities.

Immortal celebrities.

always review before you hit enter

always review before you hit enter

who left their stone ball in the elevator

who left their stone ball in the elevator

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

worth every burn

worth every burn

there is no nice on the ice

there is no nice on the ice

another cat, i said!

another cat, i said!

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

all for me?

only the most important friends

only the most important friends

let grandpa drunk text!

let grandpa drunk text!

sweet and savory

sweet and savory

what an idiot

what’s important is that they had fun

what’s important is that they had fun

condiment udders

condiment udders

i need to get a dolphin wingman

i need to get a dolphin wingman