ADD.

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

Look at it differently.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

OK but what about the gig workers?

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

Dad jokes…

All hail the one true Tiger King.

OK but what about the child brides?

I could climb this pinnacle.

Electricity, a guide.