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What happens when I read a book.

What happens when I read a book.
you’ve been warned
you’ve been warned
he took the game literally
he took the game literally
ravioli pizza – eat or pass?
ravioli pizza – eat or pass?
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
nothing is okay
nothing is okay
you have a dirty mind if…
you have a dirty mind if…
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
that jacket is amazing
that jacket is amazing
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
he won’t even help pay rent
he won’t even help pay rent
the more you see the worse it gets
the more you see the worse it gets
the earth knew tentacles before it knew leaves
the earth knew tentacles before it knew leaves
oh god is that really what i sound like?
oh god is that really what i sound like?
classic
classic
it just keeps chugging along
it just keeps chugging along
it+fits+the+doggo
it fits the doggo
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
words+to+live+by
words to live by
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they+had+so+much+to+catch+up+on%21
they had so much to catch up on!
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+it+on+the+18th
I don’t need it on the 18th
Ireland+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit