Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.

Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.

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self feeding fire

self feeding fire

designated dog driver

designated dog driver

the granny panty shanty

the granny panty shanty

what happens when a book series grows up with its readers

what happens when a book series grows up with its readers

rage

come join me on this log

come join me on this log

happy lump

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

this is the story of star-crossed lovers

this is the story of star-crossed lovers

take no prisoners

take no prisoners

that’s not a cameraman, that’s the predator

that’s not a cameraman, that’s the predator

professional cat

professional cat

spared no expense

spared no expense

ah yes, always carry your trusty banana knife wherever you go

ah yes, always carry your trusty banana knife wherever you go

cost their entire life savings

cost their entire life savings