Feeling Lucky?

If I could, I would marry food.

If I could, I would marry food.
Words.
Words.
Quick escalation function.
Quick escalation function.
Faith in humanity restored.
Faith in humanity restored.
Stoner dog has a revelation.
Stoner dog has a revelation.
Never don’t give up.
Never don’t give up.
How to eat like an Olympian.
How to eat like an Olympian.
This ostrich is confused.
This ostrich is confused.
Sudden unprovoked insults.
Sudden unprovoked insults.
Nope!
Nope!
Today I learned chickens never move their heads.
Today I learned chickens never move their heads.
Every magical time…
Every magical time…
Technologically impaired duck.
Technologically impaired duck.
Good Guy Neil Patrick Harris.
Good Guy Neil Patrick Harris.
The Borg wedding cake.
The Borg wedding cake.
How I feel helping my Grandma with computer problems.
How I feel helping my Grandma with computer problems.
Vote+with+your+gum.
Vote with your gum.
Am+I+interrupting+anything+important%3F
Am I interrupting anything important?
Bored%3F
Bored?
All+the+cute.
All the cute.
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
How+I+feel+about+people+and+their+drama.
How I feel about people and their drama.
Bipolar+Bear.
Bipolar Bear.
I+need+this+rug.
I need this rug.
Every+end+of+month.
Every end of month.
Better+not+go+to+bathroom%26%238230%3B
Better not go to bathroom…
Ah+choo%21
Ah choo!
Trust+me%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+coder.
Trust me, I’m a coder.