True story.

True story.

this would never happen in real life

this would never happen in real life

what’s your nfpa 704?

what’s your nfpa 704?

waterproof chicken

waterproof chicken

worth checking out?

worth checking out?

it’s not delivery

it’s not delivery

the world will end on my terms

the world will end on my terms

this is why i’m single

this is why i’m single

living his best life

living his best life

and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes

and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes

fries never let me down

fries never let me down

their love was forbidden

their love was forbidden

OP did his own research

OP did his own research

did they take the taxi on the ride?

did they take the taxi on the ride?

if women wrote men like men write women

if women wrote men like men write women

thought roomba