What a coincidence…

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

algebra is like onion pie

royale burrito with cheese

the power of positive affirmations

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

when you have to roll with the lie

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

bring back the cats!

this is my emotional support steak

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

jurassic park holiday special