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31 years of Zelda

31 years of Zelda
Former Chicago Resident
Former Chicago Resident
Take all of my money, Samsung!
Take all of my money, Samsung!
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
Charlotte Dower is my monster.
Charlotte Dower is my monster.
Won’t somebody please think of the dinosours?
Won’t somebody please think of the dinosours?
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
I would buy this dishwasher.
I would buy this dishwasher.
The polarity involved with opening the country…
The polarity involved with opening the country…
Dammit, bobby.
Dammit, bobby.
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
Bread is Art
Bread is Art
Brutal bread baking.
Brutal bread baking.
A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
A king, in his own right.
A king, in his own right.
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Join the conversation
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?